Perconte: This ain't spaghetti. This is Army noodles with ketchup.
Guarnere: Well, you ain't gotta eat it.
Perconte: Come on, Gonorrhea, as a fellow Italian you should know that calling this stuff spaghetti is a mortal sin.
That's from episode one "Curahee". Enjoy that quote of the week and in seven days I'll post a new one.